mery fucked up christmas

http://warmandfuzzyfeeling.com/

planet unicorn

In My Studio Today: the craft penis

alien porn

goggle poncho porn

Gaggle

A gaggle of Houston hipsters anxiously awaits the opening of a show by the latest hipster-art-messiah to grace the famous Do My Books store in its impressive 2 X 2' showing space.
The blue brain on the left represents their collective consciousness, while the swarm of dominoes indicates their cohesion as a group. The air is ripe with B.O., bong water, and chili fries, as their satchels sway in anticipation of the doors swinging open to admit them in to the Mecca of Westheimer that is Do My Books.

Welcome To Marfa!

This is why I'll probably never be the head of the Marfa, TX department of tourism...

Allison loves Duster.

holy fucking shit

XXX

cowboy cat rides again

new york craigslist > long island > free stuff

Time Machine-- Please take this from me (East Meadow )

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Reply to: sale-834772819@craigslist.org ^[?]
Date: 2008-09-09, 11:27PM EDT

I have a time machine in my position. This has turned out to be a very dangerous thing. I have done irreparable damage to the very fabric of space and time. The end is coming unless you take this from me and reverse what i have done.

Qualifications in order for me to hand this over
1) You have a high school diploma
2) You have gotten laid
3) You own an semi truck (16 wheels or greater)
4) You have survived a horrible accident and have stared death in the face

If you qualify for 2 or more of these, email me. There is much more to tell. Time is running out.

P.S if you are the government, please go away as you will fail just as you do at everything else

• Location: East Meadow
• it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

PostingID: 834772819

cats do not love this

Now available at petsmart.com!

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you don't have to be a convicted sex criminal to wear one

The sex criminal fashion - Watch more free videos

http://www.runwrake.com/

Thank you Chicken George

www.chickendeadchicken.com

Good bye blue day

RIP my car.

My moon roof got smashed in while it was parked in Houston.

I take it to my dad's dealership in a small Texas town called Bryan.
I have to leave it over night for repairs.
Next morning, they had moved cars just to steal it.

It's probably in little pieces somewhere.

Though this is like best case car theft scenario.

that aside, thanks for the ride gold car....I just wish you hadn't had all of my tools, cd's and a t-shirt in you.

Who I expect to meet in the afterlife:

Jesus

The Buddha

Fred Rogers

Every boy needs a hobby...

Her likeness was printed on a paper cup from Mickey D's and I thought that she was really hot, so I drew her. Feel free to touch yourself while looking at this drawing. (Just doing whatever I can to aid and abet on-line masturbation...)

Wheels Not Meant To Rotate

We here at Oddburg USA wish you and yours a very happy August 4th! Not that anything of importance happened on this date, but if something does, then we'll be the first to wish it to you!
Schnoonup!

Glitter Up The Alien!

From the original brainstorming session that Vanessa, Jeanne and I had for this blog. At first we were going to call it "Glitter Up The Alien", but Oddburg just had a better feel to it.

Don't give a fuck

dr steel: the whole show

so their's been a guy with an internet presence for years. Dr Steel. He's made a series of videos and such that center around a character he made up. He has several web pages backing up his claims www.doctorsteel.com www.worlddominationtoys.com/ www.toysoldiersunite.com/

posted to youtube april 14th 2007

august 07 2007

july 10th 2007

his fans are insane:

posted july 31st 2007, a series of neat propganda posters:

oh and he's a musician, his album center around how he's a disgruntled mad scientist/toy maker who is now out for world domination after a stint in a mental home..:

we shall over come, these terrible gas prices

Jeanne did good, and yes, arnold would have loved it.

Arnold loves you Reggie.

Sorry, Vickie, Your Dolphin is Dead. (music by Nature and Organization, please don't sue!)

If I rub it, if I wipe it.

GO see the show!

Jeanne Casanova: In the Wake of Awake!
Friday July 11th
6pm-8pm
4411 Montrose Boulevard
Houston, Texas 77006

Mind your own fucking buisness:

I'm not really a political person. I don't like to argue with people about how they feel think or believe, because to be honest, who am i to say they can or cannot feel think or believe a certain way. Not to say if you see someone making a big mistake you shouldn't say something, but i think that should come from compassion, and not from some bloated sense of moral justice and self worth.

anyways...for your viewing pleasure, the most right on thing I've seen in awhile:

what it takes to be an artist: freeform video post

One of the most beautiful things i've ever seen:

spors, omfg why?

and even more so...why do i get this sent to me on the day i watched gummo and was already deeply disturbed.





















and this game is still in beta.....

Funny things from the internets

face book lends to humor:

In My Studio Today

you suck at photoshop: help for the clueless

These here are my heads!

Dallas So Far

IN MY STUDIO TODAY

I really had some fun today after shopping for over priced jewelry at a museum gift shop. LOL. I got a ring that is full of win. I love it when me and my new BBF get to go out on the town and act like assholes. It's the greatest, I'm such a fantastic artist. Like OMG WTF. I am queen.

Beat the shit out.

They all take from Leigh B:



Now go fuck yourself all you skunk-apes - what are you looking at anyways?

old gregg

something odd for Oddburg. Hope you enjoy the town square, and that crack whore who hangs out on the corner. Don't pick her up, she hasn't quite run upon that shot for the Syphilis.

Video's by Royksopp

this reminds me of a certain Ms Jeanne's paintings:



Actually this band just has some amazing videos:




Keeps getting better:



more slightly jeanne reminiscent goodness,and i love this song, i need a cd:



sea makes land:


LIght the world up:



anyways, i hope you enjoy yourself. Welcome to Oddburg.
I recommend the pecan pie at the diner.

Oddburg

Video by Mary Benedicto.