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Time Machine-- Please take this from me (East Meadow )
Reply to: sale-834772819@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-09-09, 11:27PM EDT
I have a time machine in my position. This has turned out to be a very dangerous thing. I have done irreparable damage to the very fabric of space and time. The end is coming unless you take this from me and reverse what i have done.
Qualifications in order for me to hand this over
1) You have a high school diploma
2) You have gotten laid
3) You own an semi truck (16 wheels or greater)
4) You have survived a horrible accident and have stared death in the face
If you qualify for 2 or more of these, email me. There is much more to tell. Time is running out.
P.S if you are the government, please go away as you will fail just as you do at everything else
PostingID: 834772819
Qualifications in order for me to hand this over
1) You have a high school diploma
2) You have gotten laid
3) You own an semi truck (16 wheels or greater)
4) You have survived a horrible accident and have stared death in the face
If you qualify for 2 or more of these, email me. There is much more to tell. Time is running out.
P.S if you are the government, please go away as you will fail just as you do at everything else
- Location: East Meadow
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
